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#inspire
#flipthescript


#Inspire/inspiration/food inspiration

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#KitchenWisdom
#ComprehensiveCookingConcepts

Instead of focusing on what you CAN'T have, we start with what you CAN. 


Learn recipe hacks to outsmart your restrictions
OUTSMART YOUR MOUTH
Do you have a smart mouth?  Then you are our people.

Substitutions that don't suck
Recipe Hacks to Outsmart your Food Allergies

Yeah, there's be gonna some stuff you can't have that just can't be replaced. 

goatl is to help it suck less and come up with new, delcicious fusion items
help you PLAY in the kitchen again by teaching you overall concerpts of how to cook, not just follow a recipe

inspired by world cuisine, fusion of sources
fusion-based #MacGuyverStyle

mouth-feel and taste


Currently offering consultation services only; will be producing series of videos about  basic technique


Brought to you  by an expert/master in the field - both in regards to dietary restrictions and how to cook.  We don't do fancy, we do real.

Who is this for?
People who have recently been diagnosed with a restriction
Parents of multi-restriction children
Long-time restricted diet folks looking for fresh, innovative ideas*  (also follow on IG)
Anyone looking for a creative boost (IG)

We can also help plan a family or holiday meal to accommodate multiple people with restrictions so that everyone has something good to eat - not just a limp, watery salad.



IG - we share our meals, real-time.  See the practical day-to-day steps we take to outsmart our restrictions.


["No fly" list vs "good to go" language in intake forms - creates sense of action, purpose, excitement]
Also need a VIP list - fav foods
Break down whys - taste/texture/body effect [specify, ex. gas, bloating, skin issues, acid reflux, etc.]
"No fly" list, GTGs, and VIPs?

Dont' just teach you what to cook, we teach you how to cook
Anyone can teach technique - go look on YouTube.
We teach to the gestalt, help you understand the broad concepts so you can learn to make your own substitutions on the fly.  Cooking is art form, and we help you learn the dance.  Fall in love with food again.

Experts make it look effortless.  Like cooking on Chopped for us.  Challenges only spur our creativity.
(Want to give us a challenge?  Follow us on IG - give us a list of your restrictions, and we'll come up with a meal plan and/or try it in our test kitchen.  Focus on authenticity, not professionalism.)

what we don't do

#BadAtRecipes
If you've spent more than five minutes on our website, you may have noticed that we don't really do things by the book.  That goes for recipes, too.  We're not good at following them, and we're not good at writing them. 

#NotADoctor
We are not doctors, dieticians, nutritionists, or counselors of any sort.  None of our suggestions should be mistaken for medical advice:  they are based entirely on anecdata.  We do not diagnose, prescribe, or treat anything.  We just like fucking around in the kitchen and sharing what we've learned.

DO YOU HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR US?

Do you have an heirloom recipe you want to adapt?
Are you a parent struggling to feed your child appropriately, or have someone else you want to learn to cook for?
Do you have a recent food allergy diagnosis, or are you looking for new ideas?

Email us at nomnom @ problemchildcooking.com

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