SERVICES
what we do
^^ Is this you??
#LikeaScrotumHereItisInaNutshell
Aside from making bad puns and vulgar jokes (we all know what you're really here for), we provide menu planning and food consultation services for people with multiple dietary challenges.
#MakingItSuckLess
Yeah, there's be gonna some stuff you can't have that just can't be replaced. (No, we will not teach you how to bake. We're still figuring it out ourselves.) We help you come up with substitutions that don't suck and recipe hacks to outsmart your food allergies.
Aside from making bad puns and vulgar jokes (we all know what you're really here for), we provide menu planning and food consultation services for people with multiple dietary challenges.
#MakingItSuckLess
Yeah, there's be gonna some stuff you can't have that just can't be replaced. (No, we will not teach you how to bake. We're still figuring it out ourselves.) We help you come up with substitutions that don't suck and recipe hacks to outsmart your food allergies.
what we don't do
#EverythingIsToTaste
If you've spent more than five minutes on our website, you may have noticed that we don't really do things by the book. That goes for recipes, too. We're not good at following them, and we're not good at writing them.
#NotADoctor
We are not doctors, dieticians, nutritionists, or counselors of any sort. None of our suggestions should be mistaken for medical advice: they are based entirely on anecdata. We do not diagnose, prescribe, or treat anything. We just like fucking around in the kitchen and sharing what we've learned.
If you've spent more than five minutes on our website, you may have noticed that we don't really do things by the book. That goes for recipes, too. We're not good at following them, and we're not good at writing them.
#NotADoctor
We are not doctors, dieticians, nutritionists, or counselors of any sort. None of our suggestions should be mistaken for medical advice: they are based entirely on anecdata. We do not diagnose, prescribe, or treat anything. We just like fucking around in the kitchen and sharing what we've learned.
WHO WE DO IT WITH
#DontPanic
Ever been diagnosed with another food restriction and thought, "Oh god, what do I eat now?"
Maybe you've just figured out another food that your body doesn't like. Maybe you're the parent of a multi-allergy child. If you're freaking out in the kitchen and don't know what to do, call us. We're like the Ghostbusters of food.
#FeedMeSeymour
Do you have someone special in your life but you can't figure out how to feed them? We gotchu.
We can also help plan a family or holiday meal to accommodate multiple people with restrictions so that everyone has something good to eat - not just a limp, watery salad.
#FoodPorn
Are you an old hand at dealing with dietary challenges but looking for a creative boost?
Do you like looking at pretty food pics online?
Have we got an Instagram account for you! Check us out @problemchildcooking!
Ever been diagnosed with another food restriction and thought, "Oh god, what do I eat now?"
Maybe you've just figured out another food that your body doesn't like. Maybe you're the parent of a multi-allergy child. If you're freaking out in the kitchen and don't know what to do, call us. We're like the Ghostbusters of food.
#FeedMeSeymour
Do you have someone special in your life but you can't figure out how to feed them? We gotchu.
We can also help plan a family or holiday meal to accommodate multiple people with restrictions so that everyone has something good to eat - not just a limp, watery salad.
#FoodPorn
Are you an old hand at dealing with dietary challenges but looking for a creative boost?
Do you like looking at pretty food pics online?
Have we got an Instagram account for you! Check us out @problemchildcooking!